Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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