NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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