dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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