im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
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