I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Randomize
