its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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