Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
The ass gains better be worth it
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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