We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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