WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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