Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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