come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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