Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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