Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
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