Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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