"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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