Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Who did Billy Mays play for?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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