no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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