ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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