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1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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