just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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