As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
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