he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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