these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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