WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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