so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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