Well apparently he's into motor boating.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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