Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
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