I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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