Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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