he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
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