Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
you made out with another girl for some wings
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize
