Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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