didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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