Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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