But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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