Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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