I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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