so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
