Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
why is half of my head shaved?
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