I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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