Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
There are leaves in my underwear?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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