your parents love me but you hate me
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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