i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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