well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
My vagina is very pro this idea
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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