doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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