New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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