Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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