I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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