Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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