escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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