Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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