Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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